FIVE THINGS FOR MAX

FIVE THINGS FOUND IN MY PURSE:

This was my purse. But it is now gone and so is everything that was in it.

FIVE FAVORITE THINGS IN MY ROOM:

My vintage horror posters in my kitchen.

My Barriss Offee costume I made.

My vintage Star Wars glasses

My Queen Mab fairy (she has my tattoo on her thrown)

My female Buddha tapestry.

FIVE THINGS YOU ARE CURRENTLY INTO:

1. Photography

2. Mocking porn MST3K style.

3. Star Wars collecting

3. Booze (apparently too much because I have two 3's)

5. The Tudors series. Omg, I LOVE IT!

FIVE THINGS YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO:

1. Learn Kung Fu from a vigilant sensei in order to defeat the Kobra Kai

2. Be in a montage

3. Burst into song and dance in public

4. Be invited on stage at a concert like Courtney Cox in that Bruce Springsteen video but only if I can wear a sleevless t-shirt.

5. Write a novel

Chin up, Ashlee.

The Purple Pieman is upset that Ashlee Simpson has taken advantage of his friendship only to to copy the look of his infamous chin.

Recently in a tear- filled interview the Pieman was quoted as saying:
"She befriended me, we had pie, she promised to help me take Strawberry out of Strawberryland. To rid the world of that irritating "berry" talk!! I can't believe she did this to me, I'm the Purple Pieman from Porcupine Peak!!!!"

The Purple Pieman has sought representation on this matter and has called on his former partner in crime Sour Grapes. Grapes would not comment at this time.



Above: The Purple Pieman, Ashlee Simpson and Beyonce Knowles
Event unknown.

--Flee and Judy

I lerve the 80's

I miss the 80's. I was watching We are the 80's today, and was like hell yeah, bring back the high waisted pants and cinch belts, the poofy hair and jheri curls. I want to live in an 80's music video with my friends poorly choreographed behind me wearing neon socks and shoe strings. And then just when things are heating up, everything I do goes into slow motion. Oh yeah! Back when all we cared about was George Michael's ass. Long before Boy George was kidnapping people. When cheesy sitcoms ruled the world. A moral to every story. I want to Relax, because Frankie says so!!

--Judy

More hotness? Indeed!

So the word is that Cameron Diaz has the hots for Kelly Slater now. Personally I think that Cameron Diaz looks a bit like Skeletor:

But she has great taste in men. I mean, Timberlake, is super hot:

And now Kelly Slater?

Skelediaz is a lucky girl. Kelly and Justin both are cordially invited to touch me inappropriately at anytime. Please, feel free gentlemen, anytime.

--Judy

Merry Christmakwanzakuh

This new temporary segment of the Grizzly Chicken is going to be dedicated to Hotness...Every blog I arrive upon is usually devoted mostly to hot women...blah. Being that I'm not into chicks, that doesn't do much for me.
So, for the next few or possibly many posts (who knows, just run with it) ..I'm devoting GC to Hot Men....So many out there and hey girls need to oggle sometimes too. So if you came here for a nip slip or possible showing of the crotch (a la Britney or Lindsay) then you're in the wrong place. Today's hot man is one of my personal faves:

JASON SCOTT LEE



Awesome, I know. He's devine. Great body and such sexy eyes. I used to think it was because he played Bruce Lee (i love bruce lee)...but I realized that it wasn't just that. He's just gorgeous.
(Not really sure what's going on with his hair here, but really who cares. I certainly don't. I'd love to mess up his hair even more. )


--judy judy judy

We're Back Bitches

Been a long time comin'....but we're back.

Be prepared for greatness.

Later.....

Judy

Oldie but a goodie.

party on